10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.