10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "No river, no fish."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!