10 Random Poker Quotes

• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss