10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!