10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.