10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "No river, no fish."
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.