10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.