10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes