10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare