10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels