10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels