10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Poker is for loners.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus