10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.