10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!