10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.