10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"