10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Fold and live to fold again
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson