10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Poker is for loners.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.