10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- if u play for the thrill u are ill