10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.