10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer