10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth