10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier