10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT