10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• You have to piss with the dick you have