10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen