10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Welcome to kicker school
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio