10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen