10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Never educate a stupid poker player.