10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.