10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike