10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones