10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm