10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Fook the floosh droo!
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.