10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob