10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?