10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22