10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.