10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?