10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.