10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Poker is for loners.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth