10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Poker is for loners.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Never educate a stupid poker player.