10 Random Poker Quotes
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--Phil Hellmuth
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "No river, no fish."
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'