10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger