10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "No river, no fish."
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003