10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it