10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson