10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• It's Free To Fold...
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.