10 Random Poker Quotes

• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez