10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- It's Free To Fold...
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs